2016 TREINEN FARM CORN MAZE
Rainbows, Kittens, and Killer Baby Unicorns
Disturbingly adorable
Disturbingly adorable
Why, you ask? Because kittens are cute, rainbows with smiles are adorable, narwals and tiny baby rhinos are amazing, and unicorns are…UNICORNS! And what could make a unicorn even more awesome than its already amazing self? If it was a Killer BABY Unicorn. Obviously.
Worried you’ll be lost forever? Don’t be! 98% of maze goers make it out within 30 days or less, and we find the rest when we harvest in November…
Unicorns are elegant, beautiful, mythical creatures. They have been the subject of art, literature, and legends for hundreds of years.
But here’s the thing: they are also terrifying, because they can stab you with their heads…
This year’s maze is based on all of the amazingly cute things we can find on the Internet: cupcakes with faces! Ninja Kitties! NARWALS! NARWALS! NARWALS!!!
And Unicorns. So many ways to describe unicorns: adorable, beautiful, menacing, bloodthirsty…
Not everyone’s ready for the big maze challenge, but take some time to explore our much smaller Children’s maze. You’ll get just a little lost, and you can play the Finger Fun Game while you’re in there.